when chasing mythical creatures through the forest at the speed of light it is important to remember a couple of things: a) mythical creatures are in fact...mythical b) by nature mythical creatures are not held to the conventional laws of nature or physics c) mythical creatures are most likely fast d) faster than you are, were or ever will be e) attempting never-before-attempted shortcuts at the speed of light while chasing said mythical creature through a maze of pine trees is ill-advised and should probably be reconsidered.
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You were just trying to get a free tattoo!!!!
Are these wounds from the pine trees or the mythical creature?! Remind me to never venture too far into the woods around Decorah!
Is the mythical creature a unicorn by chance?
the wounds are in fact from the tree. the unicorn that tends to roam free in the woods around town is rather frightening and intimidating but when it comes down to i don't think he'd ever really hurt anyone. he's a bit of a softie.
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